Rating Things In Pete Davidson’s Cave

I believe this dust buster indisputably is the best thing in Davidson's apartment. The sheer joy it brings him when it sucks up "little dirt" —  he lights up like a kid on Christmas. It's also one of the most functional things Davidson shows off. 

BET: Davidson keeps his counter tops clean. 

This is a two in one. One makes total sense, and the other keeps me up at night. 

Davidson is extremely close with his grandfather, and he's also developed a close relationship with film director Judd Apatow. This framed photo of the three of them on set — likely for The King Of Staten Island — is heartwarming. Even when accompanied by the moment when Davidson first learns of his grandfather's Parkinson's disease. 

This PJ Masks Gekko figurine though? What's it doing on this mantle?  Does Davidson watch this children's show? If so, is the Gekko his favorite character? Or does he just think it's a cool little guy chilling next to him, his grandfather, and Judd Apatow? I have so many questions.

Davidson saying, "I miss stealing DVDs," makes me want to steal DVDs.  

Owning Blockbuster sweatpants is like owning pure 90's-early 2000's era nostalgia. Who even knew they once made Blockbuster sweatpants?

Aptly named "Kevin," this is Davidson's fake alien. He provides little insight to how Kevin ended up in The Cave, but no explanation is really needed. Kevin fits right in in The Cave. Literally. He blends right in to the walls. Is that creepy or, somehow, extra homey? 

Behind Kevin is one of famous basketball player Shaquille O'Neal's shoes. Just one of them though. Not a pair. Just one shoe. For some reason. It was a gift Davidson did not request.

Apparently, that's what happens to famous people: you put unwanted, though thoughtful(?) gifts behind your fake alien. Cool. 

This Uncut Gems basketball is currently Davidson's favorite thing in the apartment, which is why it is on the list. To pay respect. 

There have been super mixed takes on this movie. Some call it a cinematic marvel, others call it cinematic trash. Regardless, Davidson openly loves and supports this film. He's definitely among the crowd who consider it a cinematic marvel. Plus, Adam Sandler is his boy. And dad? 

There's no denying Pete's a family man at heart. That is all. Rest In Peace, Pete's dad. 

Yes, Mulaney as in John Mulaney. Davidson and Mulaney are great friends, much to Davidson's disbelief. There are clips of them enjoying each other's company all over the internet. Watching how much these two men love each other is truly a delight. 

Talk about the opposite of toxic masculinity. 

Davidson claims he has nothing to wear with these sneakers. Yet, he literally owns a Spongebob hoodie that would pair perfectly. This is a combo I am dying to see. It would be a great Halloween costume, or just a great #OOTD.