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This may sound like I’m fuckin with you but I’m not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmexia. Google it if you want. Essentially, I don’t get enough blood to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons. 

This is a CLASSIC copy and paste but WHO wrote this first?? I don’t know if you’re gross or a meme lord. Probably both.

Written by Nina Slowinski




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