Worst & Best Pickup Lines

Have gotten this one many times. Basic. Non-threatening. 10/10, how I would greet a friend.

Though I understand dating apps are based on physical attraction, I guess I really wish they weren’t. Thank you though, I guess.

If you're willing to feed me, I vibe with you.

What?? I genuinely don’t even know what you are trying to say. I don’t think you’ll find yourself in another person though. . .

Does that mean I have to go into a blender first? Scary. Very scary.

When did you see me walk up a hill? My hiking photo doesn’t really count.

Festive. 10/10, how I would greet a (Christmas-celebrating) friend.

Again, there’s NO way you can know that!!

Not really into it, but completely individual, so props there!

Is this supposed to be a proposal? I don’t like being told what to do. Also it says you're looking for your first ex-wife? While I support divorce, that's not really my goal.

So thoughtful and considerate. 10/10, how I would greet a friend. Again, if you're feeding me, I'm vibing.

No, I am not. This is an app. Nothing wrong with app love, but check out this article if you feel similarly! Or differently. Open your mind man.

No one is good at pick up lines. I respect the owning up but, also, like, you can just say "hey."

Dude, can you even really see my eyes in any of these photos??? Let me answer that for you: no. You cannot.

Duh! Let me be your manic pixie dream girl, please!

Cute. Mad cute. It's all in the "suh."

This may sound like I’m fuckin with you but I’m not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmexia. Google it if you want. Essentially, I don’t get enough blood to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure, but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons. 

This is a CLASSIC copy and paste but WHO wrote this first?? I don’t know if you’re gross or a meme lord. Probably both.

Again, I am nothing more than a manic pixie dream girl!!